Mix Worcestershire sauce, barbecue sauce, dark soy sauce, chicken bouillon powder, and cumin powder. Set aside.
Bring water to a boil, add baking soda, then cook the pasta about 1 minute longer than the package instructions. Drain very well.
Slice the onion, julienne the carrot, and cut the cabbage into bite-size pieces.
Heat oil in a pan, cook the pork until the color changes, add vegetables, season with salt and pepper, and stir-fry until slightly tender over medium heat.
Add pasta and sauce, toss well, and stir-fry for 1-2 minutes.
Drizzle in sesame oil and stir-fry another 1–2 minutes until glossy and combined.